Last week, I was halfway through my Metro commute when this business-dressed young brother started doing pushups in the middle of the subway car. My first thought: "That floor is nasty, dude!" I kept my counsel and went back to reading. A couple of minutes later, I looked over and the same guy was brushing his teeth. With a toothbrush. And toothpaste. And no water! He was literally foaming at the mouth, and smirking a little.
Luckily, he disembarked at the next stop. I wonder what he would have done next? Shaved? Taken a dump?
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